This is episode eight of Rio Guy

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One day, Gabi was sleeping with her favorite snowflake blanket.

"Oh blankie, I might sound like a four-year-old. But I would never want anything bad to happen to you," Gabi said to her blanket and the blanket got up and ran out the window. Gabi then chased her blanket down a hole where she saw a bottle that says "Drink me!" just drank it and shrunk down to germ size.

"Not perfected yet, my shiny metal ass!" a microscopic Gabi said and then went down a hole where she thought her blanket was. First she met two guys named Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dee, they call him Tweedle Dumb because he isn't that smart. They sat Gabi down and told her the story of The Walrus and the Carpenter. The story is too boring for me to talk about and it almost made Gabi fall asleep. Then she saw her blanket running through the forest with Robin Hood and Little John.

"Wow, this is the weirdest Disney crossover I've ever seen!" Gabi said and then Aladdin showed up.

"Aren't you Aladdin?" Gabi asked.

"Yes, I am. I will help you get to the Queen of Hearts," Aladdin said.

"Who the heck is the Queen of Hearts?" Gabi asked.

"The Queen of Hearts is a lady who is obsessed with the song We Will Rock You," Aladdin said.

"Oh yeah, I totally understand. I used to be obsessed with Complicated by Avril Lavigne," Gabi said and then a Velociraptor came and ate Aladdin.

"What the heck is up with this weird place?" Gabi asked.

In the forest, she met the Cheshire Cat who told her this poem:

'Twas brillig,

And the slithy toves,

Did gire and gimble in the wabe,

All mimzy were the borogoves,

And the momeraths out grabe.

Beware the Jibberwilly my beloved daughter,

The fangs that bite,

The claws that scratch,

Beware the Jibjib Bird,

And shun the furious Bandersnatch.

She took her vorpal sword at hand,

Long time the maxium foe she sought,

So rested she by the YumYum Tree,

Oh giggity giggity was she.

But then all of a sudden,

The Jibberwilly with eyes of flame,

Came whistling through the Tulgee woods,

And yelling Mila Kunis as it came.

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis,

The vorpal sword went snacker-snick,

She left it dead and with it's head,

She went gallumphing back.

Now you have slain the Jibberwilly,

Come to my arms my heroic girl,

Oh frabjius day,

Kaloo, kallay,

He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig,

And the slithy toves,

Did gire and gimble in the wabe,

All mimzy were the borogoves,

And the momeraths out grabe.

Then Gabi saw a sign that said "Mad Tea Party, Get Your Fat Ass Over Here and Drink Some Tea". She thought it had something to do with Mad magazine so she walked in where she met the Mad Hatter, who looked a lot like Alfred E. Neuman and the March Hare, who was Bugs Bunny in disguise.

"What's up dick?" Bugs asked.

"How rude, I'm looking for the Queen of Hearts," Gabi said.

"She's that way, but first why don't you eat some tea and cookies," The Mad Hatter asked Gabi.

"Sure, I'd love to, but I have a question," Gabi asked.

"Where's the Cowardly Lion?"

"That's a TOTALLY different story," The Mad Hatter said.

So they ate some tea and cookies and then Gabi went through a maze filled with weird creatures like flying Cheetos, hammer faced fish, and CatDogs. She even saw a sign that said "Don't Step On the Momeraths". Then after a long and hard trudge, trudge, streaka, streaka she finally got to the Queen of Hearts. At the Queen's castle she was watching Family Guy and just as about Peter was about to sing Bird is the Word. Gabi walked in and said,

"Fight me you Queen of Farts!"

"OFF WITH HER HEAD!" The Queen yelled and an army of Yugioh cards charged at her. They were surprisingly easy to fight and then Gabi found a bazooka on the floor and blew up the Queen with it. After that, she finally found her Blanket and saw a Pegasus that she rode home. When she got home, she talked to the Griffins about the amazing day she had.

Oh you thought Alice was all a dream, didn't you? Not in Gabi's case, THAT WAS ALL REAL AND COMPLETELY CANON!